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Name: Kevin
Birthday: 8/31/1988
Gender: Male
Interests: drums, guitar, music, sports, girls, friends, hangin out, creating, tv, snowboarding, skiing, wakeboarding, skating, counterstirke, chattin with friends, computer, poker
Expertise: I dont really wanna put names on here, becuase i know that i will forget someone, but you know if u are on here!!! if u dont know, ask me and i shall tell ya!
Occupation: Student
Industry: Computers (Internet)
Message: message me
AIM:  pcp parrot
MSN: kaidun@hotmail.com
Yahoo:  kaidun13@yahoo.com
Member Since:
10/13/2004
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| wtf, is it just me or did my last couple entries get deleted???
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| so...new music!!! what yall think??
gotta love the tenacious d!!!
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| for all who speak farsi...A friend who just had come from Iran with almost no English
luckily due to his good looks found a little hotty American
girlfriend.
Once she was at his house and he had cooked "Aash" (soup) for
her. She really liked the "Aash" and asked for the ingredients.
Here is his description of ingredients as he directly translated
Persian stuff into English....
My dear, herrrre arrrrrre vhat my moder puttt in this Persian
soup:
yellow wood (zar chube), Indian stamp (tamr e hendi), wet blood
(tarkhun), wet-e (tarre), my loving wind (ba'demjun), flower of
a cow's tongue (gol ga'v zabun).
Later their relationship was going down the tube. He said to her,
"Look, I very very love you, let me eat your liver (jigareto ra'
be khoram), but over that donkey (ba'la'khare) my eyes don't
drink
any water (cheshmam ab nemikhore).
Light my homework (taklif e man ra' rowshan kon!)."
1) I die for your height and top (Ghorboneh'ghado bala
2) Ate my head (SaramO khord)
3) He has grown a tail (Dome dar avordeh)
4) On my eyes (Rooyeh cheshmam)
5) Light up my homework (Taklif-amo roshankon)
6) On the seed of my eyes. (royeh tokhmeh'cheshmam)
7) Don't hit yourself into left Ali Ave. (khodet roh beh kocheh alichap nazan)
8) To my death?(margeh' man)
9) I ate the ground and my father came out!(Khordam zamin Pedaram daar Oomad)
10) Take away the person that washes your dead body! (Moordeh Shoor-et-ro bebaran!)
11) Pull your carpet out of the water! (Geleemet ro as Ab bekesh!)
12) I'll hit you so hard that electricity will pop out of your eyes! (Enghadr seft bezanamet keh bargh az cheshmAt bepareh!)
13) His/Her donkey passed over the bridge! (Kharesh as poel gozashteh!)
14) What kind of dirt should I put on my head?! (Cheh khaaky bar saram bereezam?!)
15) Dear Slow stew! (Khooresht-eh-fessenjoon!)
16) The neighbor's chicken is a goose! (Morgh'e-hamsaayeh Ghaazeh!)
17) Marriage is an uncut watermelon! (Ezdevaj hendooneh'e nabooreedehast)
18) Happiness has been hitting you under the belly! (Khooshie zadeh zire delet)
19) Don't drop worms! (Kerm nareez!)
20) Choke on blood until you turn seven colors
( Khafeh-khooneh haf rang)
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| <Nori123> You don't know jack shit
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
<Nori123> Haha
<VioletSky> I'm serious
<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep
N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe
Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt,
and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents'
objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because
her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile,
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous
disposition, Chicken Schitt.
<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva
Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,
Byrd, and Hoarse.
<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.
<VioletSky> So there.
<FiPo> LOL
<Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose
<acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer
<acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket
<acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for,
parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone
<acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him
<Nuzzler> haha
<acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket
<acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off
<dendyh0> ...
<acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to
tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking
fines :D
<dendyh0> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Nuzzler> ROFL!!
<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> :o
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'
This one is for tamayo and isabel!!!
<@maddox> FUCK!
<@maddox> my mom just found my website
<+DMTec> isn't she proud?
<+khoveraki> ha
<@naken> you've been on tv 2 times, in the newspapers several times, been banned from a country, has 40 million pageviews
<@naken> and you didn't tell your mother?
<@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"
<+DMTec> ROFL
<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
<@maddox> now she's crying
<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
<@maddox> (on the phone)
<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
<@maddox> dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
<RichK> bahahahaha
<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
<+khoveraki> rofl
<@maddox> she hung up
<RichK> You are dispwned maddox
<lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
<lib1790> this is what one kid wrote:
<lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate
are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think
that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not
leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
<lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell.
Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and
all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
<lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell.
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in
hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs
to stay constant.
<lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate
at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell
will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
<lib1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than
the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will
drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
<lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by
Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold
night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact
that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the
second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
<lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit
* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?
<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the
building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down
with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms
thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and
spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
Gear Grinder X: once, we had these total freak seventh day advenist (or whatever) freak ass neighbors
Gear Grinder X: and this girl Lanna was a little younger than me
Gear Grinder X: she was a bitch, and they were all totally religious
Gear Grinder X: she threw rocks at me once on my bike, and so I turned around, and went to run over here
Gear Grinder X: I was hauling ASS, and you know what she did?
Gear Grinder X: put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said "The lord will protect me"
Gear Grinder X: well.... he didn't
<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit
<DemonEater> wtf
<DemonEater> ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
<DemonEater> who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy
<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants
This one is for sam!
<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald
and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the
training center for some practise excercises. As follows
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
<GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
And to end it!
Mjordan2nd: If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?
Chris: Spider Man
Tim: batman
Sidd: batman
Mjordan2nd: I'd be god
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| so last night was a freaking crazy night!! i dont wana re-type it so i will just copy what tamayo wrote about it...
"Holy shit! This was the craziest night ever. So, me and kevin
were hanging at Isabel's house. its about 10, 10:30ish. Suddenly we get
a call from Chris Quintero, who, nearly histerical, tell Kevin that he
and Rob rayborn and Mike McMillan were picked up by the police at Tritt
elementary School earlier that evening, where we had been playing
airsoft. Apparently we had set off an alarm in the school and kevin, me
, and gabe had only just managed to leave before the cops showed up.
Anyway, Chris went on to say that Mike and he were being released, but
rob was on bail because he was 18. So kevin and I got into his car and
sped off to the Youth Detentuion Center to pick them up because Chris
didn't want his parents to find out. We were planning to stop by an ATM
to get money for Rob's bail. So, kevin and I are cussing up a storm, we
are seriosly freaking out the ass here, wondering what our parents will
do when we get a call from Mike. His one phone call, he says. Anyway,
he asks if we are coming. Then in the backround Chris screams "You got
punked!". Anyway, as any sane man would do, Kevin proceeds to scream
Fuck You!!! at the top of his lungs and he go carreening off the road.
Anyway, in the end it was a huge ass joke, but me and Kevin were
seriously scared. Like, sweatinga nd adrenelin rush and all that shit.
Anyway, not a very funny joke, for Kevin and me anyway, allthough i am
sure they had a nice laugh about it. Damn I'm pissed. But not really.
Ok, a little."
ok time for my thoughts now...
so yea...people have been telling me that this has been an amazing joke..blah blah blah...honestly i dont think that it was at all!!! i mean i love chris and mike, but seriously. None of you have ever been arrested! its a fucking scary thing! honestly i was truely scared shitless while i was driving to YDC!! i couldnt think straight, i was just trying to figure out what to do. I had to lie to my mom about what i was doing and now i am in a shitload of trouble because of it. i could have gotten into a wreck driving there. and i swear that my heart was fucking pumping at like 200 bpm, i was sweating soo much, it was adrenaline like mad!! honestly, do you people think this was a good joke? and to whoever says that they wish they could have seen my face...i want to hit u in the face! this was like sheer terror, i thought that three of my good friends were acctually in custody! one of them fucking arrested on bail! i have no idea what to do, i have a car full of airsoft guns! we are driving to YDC, its almost 11:30ish...i am fucking scared to death! asking myself why us, why me again?!?! thinking that ihad been clean for almost 4 years, and now this!!! all like my memories of 6th-8th grade came flashing back to me! there is alot about me that many people do not know! Please fucking think before you say shit next time!!! just because it didnt happen to you doesnt mean thats its funny!
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